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Naruto Pony Shorts - #3

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Naruto Pony Shorts - #3

There was nothing like an afternoon picnic on a beautiful day in Ponyville Park and Naruto and Rarity were partaking in one. Since it was a day that Naruto closed up shop, the unicorn invited him to join her as a show of generosity and friendship but it actually was a ploy just to spend some time alone with him. They were currently enjoying cucumber cream cheese sandwiches that were accompanied by with some delicious tea as they sat on their checkered blanket and their picnic basket off to the side.
"Such a beautiful day, isn't it dear?" asked Rarity after sipping her tea.
Naruto nodded in agreement since his mouth was chewing a sandwich.
Now the unicorn saw an opportunity that she had being waiting for.
"Now don't you fill up on sandwiches now, Naruto," she chuckled, "I have prepared something very special for us."
Naruto swallowed his food then asked, "Really? What?"
Rarity turned to the basket and opened it, "Oh, a little surprise treat."
The ramen cook leaned over to get a better look at it but his view was quickly obstructed by his friend who had a amused smirk on her face, "Now now, you naughty colt. Close your eyes and you'll get your surprise."
Giving a small pout, he closed his eyes tightly and she continued rummaging through the basket. The only thing in there was a homemade chocolate cake covered in vanilla frosting and topped off with strawberries, a cake server, and a couple of plates. The unicorn summoned her magic to cut the cake, put the slices on the dishes, bring them out, then place the food before them.
Naruto hear the sound of the plates being put down, "Can I look now?"
"Not yet," she answered as this was only Phase One.
Rarity leaned forward to bring her face closer to his in an attempt to kiss his lips while trying to be as silent as possible.
'This is IT! It's finally HAPPENING!' she screamed in her mind as their lips were mere inches away from each other.
It almost a dream come true . . . . except for one small thing.
"Look out below!" called out a voice from behind the dressmaker.
She turned around and saw a gray mass zooming right for her. The unicorn jumped out of the way as Naruto opened his eyes then the whatever-it-was slammed right into him and sent him backwards a few feet where dust clouds kicked up.
"NARUTO!" screamed Rarity then she galloped to him as the clouds started to settle, "Are you alright? Say something!"
Her distress was quickly turned into shocked once the clouds fully disappeared to reveal Derpy laying on top of Naruto and their lips were pressed together in an accidental kiss. The stallion's eyes were now wide with utter surprise while Derpy's were giving more of a passionate look and the couple were sharing a blush; Rarity's shock turned into anger at the sight before her.
The two ponies finally released each other as Naruto spoke, "Derpy?"
She leaned back and giggled, "Hi Naruto. You're a real good kisser."
The pegasus started to snuggled into his chest as he sat up and looked at his friend, "Is this the surprise you wanted to show me?"
"No," The unicorn pouted.
He looked back at the chest cuddlier, "Derpy, how come you just fell out of the sky like that?"
The cross-eyed pony ceased her actions, looked up at him, and answered, "I was just flying around, minding my own business when a huge cloud came out of nowhere and flew right into my face. It stuck to me like glue and by the time it let go, I was flying into you. I'm sorry."
This wouldn't be the first time that Derpy has crashed into Naruto. She was flown ito him on a few other occasions which is how they had first met.
He gave her a grin, "Don't worry about it."
She smiled and started cuddling with him again; this got Rarity in a mood again.
"Not to be rude Derpy darling, but Naruto and I were enjoying a nice picnic together. Alone. Now I'm sure you are quite busy so-"Rarity said, trying to be polite.
When the unicorn said 'busy,' Derpy instantly stopped cuddling and looked panicked, "Oh no! I'm gonna be late!"
She took to the air as Naruto asked, "Late for what?"
"The Cakes are having a special on muffins! Six bits for one dozen muffins! If I don't hurry, I'm gonna miss all the muffins. See ya round," Not wanting to waste anymore time, Derpy took off but not before slamming into a treetop.
"You okay?"
The pegasus pulled herself out of the plant and gave him a reassuring wave, "I'm alright," then she made a beeline for Sugarcube Corner.
Naruto just chuckled and he and Rarity went back to the blanket where he caught sight of his slice of cake, "Is that the surprise?"
Rarity gave a happy but exhausted sigh as she sat down on her side, "Yes. Yes it is."
The stallion licked his lips and took a big bite out of the baked good; a smile graced his frosting covered lips as he experienced the deliciousness of the cake.
He gulped down his mouthful, "A fashionista and a cake maker, you really are awesome."
Rarity couldn't help but blush at his compliment before she dug into her own slice.
Number of "Naruto Pony Shorts" featuring a special somepony.
Enjoy!

Now I know you are gonna hate me for saying this but I don't mind her new voice. If anything, I'm more mad at the changes to Rainbow Dash's lines in that scene.

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wildrook's avatar
Eh, you think Rarity's upset, wait until she finds out about his FIRST kiss.

Sasuke:  (shivering) Last I checked, Naruto's who KNOWS where right now, so why do I have the image of death by unicorn in my head?

...Personally, I hate the Sharingan more, but death by unicorn?